# Cyclists Have LOST Their Minds 🚴💀 | EP 159

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Podcast: [AhhFuGGiT](https://stenobird.com/podcast/ahhfuggit-5760)
Published: 2026-05-08T12:00:00+00:00
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Cyclists out here making up their own laws in real time! One second they’re in the bike lane, next second they’re on the sidewalk weaving around pedestrians like they’re late for the Tour de France, then suddenly they’re back in traffic acting like a Honda Accord with handlebars! I’m trying to figure out WHY some cyclists can’t decide WHERE they belong, sidewalk takeovers and near collisions to casually ignoring traffic rules like they’re optional DLC, this whole “share the road” thing starts feeling a little one-sided after a while 🚴💀 It’s Called a Bike Lane | EP 159 of AhhFuGGiT is LIVE NOW! LIKE | COMMENT | FOLLOW | SUBSCRIBE: https://www.youtube.com/whodissis1 https://www.twitch.tv/whodissis1 https://www.instagram.com/whodissis1 https://beacons.ai/whodissis1 https://open.spotify.com/show/6hyS2l2KdQDkX5rfNH5AIp https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/ahhf-it/id1084220877

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