# I PLAYED A RANDOM TEAM AGAINST ARSENAL 😑🙂

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Podcast: [Adrians Lifestyle](https://stenobird.com/podcast/adrians-lifestyle-7798198)
Published: 2026-07-17T22:50:59+00:00
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I was tired of playing hard team to hard team on efootball that day 😂 Every match was Real Madrid vs City vs Bayern and it was just stress on stress. I said let me just cool down and pick something light. So I scrolled randomly and chose a small team against Arsenal. I didn’t even check the name, I just saw the badge looked like one of those teams you use in career mode to farm goals and I said yeah this one. I was thinking maybe the game would still be a bit tough because it’s Arsenal and sometimes small teams defend like their life depends on it but I was wrong. From the first whistle you could tell this team was not ready. Arsenal was just passing them like it was training. No pressure, no midfield, their defenders were opening space like it was an invitation. I was expecting at least a tackle or two but nothing. They were playing like they came to watch. I tried to slow down a bit so it won’t be too boring but even when I was playing casual they still couldn’t keep the ball. It was that bad. I kept looking at the team name on the screen but I forgot it immediately because it didn’t even matter. The match ended 3:0 and honestly it should have been more. First goal came early, I just walked into their box. Second goal was a counter and their defense was still jogging back. Third goal I was just doing skill moves for vibes and it still entered. That’s how porous they were. No shots on target, no corner, nothing. Arsenal dominated everything and I was just there passing the ball around waiting for the game to end. I don’t even know the team name till now and I don’t plan to check. It was that forgettable. I picked them because I wanted a relaxed match but it was too relaxed 😭 There was no challenge at all. After the 3:0 I just closed the game and went to play something…

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