# EFOOTBALL UPDATEšŸ˜’šŸ˜ Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/adrians-lifestyle-7798198/efootball-update Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/adrians-lifestyle-7798198/efootball-update.md Podcast: [Adrians Lifestyle](https://stenobird.com/podcast/adrians-lifestyle-7798198) Published: 2026-09-10T23:52:06+00:00 Episode link: https://blurt.media/w/4gEQqVF7RkAKTkuoaf5m4i Audio file: https://blurt.media/plugins/peerhub/router/podcast/1a7b8164-ef5f-4fa9-a4ba-07ed6209262f/audio.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/adrians-lifestyle-7798198/episodes/efootball-update Duration seconds: 60 ## Resource *** ![IMG_7762.png](https://images.hive.blog/DQmUdzHy174r8Bde5tBdGvrNS9cJforuvj6moW4KSo2H6Bu/IMG_7762.png) *** MY SQUAD FOR THE MATCH *** ![IMG_7763.png](https://images.hive.blog/DQmaWpM2hJv5mPxZqWrdjKgyDhaWL8z1afx4G2TrpbJnSgh/IMG_7763.png) *** Bro let me properly break down this AI Division 7 match because the 7-0 scoreline is still crazy to me and people keep asking why Iā€™m even down there. So real talk, I was in Division 5 before the new eFootball update came. Every time Konami drops a big update they reset people, and this time they took me 2 steps down. So from Division 5 I got pushed all the way to Division 7. I was vexed at first because Iā€™ve been grinding and climbing, but then I just told myself to use it to my advantage. Get some easy wins, stack coins, stack GP, and build momentum to climb back up. This match vs Barcelona AI was exactly that, a statement game to remind myself that I still ball regardless of the division. Plus the rewards for smashing AI are actually decent when youā€™re trying to rebuild your squad. The match was in the eFootball League and I was playing as G in that bright green and yellow kit against Barcelona. By 16:18 it was already 2-0 and the game was showing "Wayne Rooney Today's Goals: 1" with his 97 rated card on the side of the screen. Rooney scored early and did that celebration where he grabs his head and shouts, then the manager on the sideline went wild with both arms in the air like we just won a trophy. The stadium was packed, the lights were bright, and you could tell from the first 10 minutes that Barca were not ready. My midfield was cooking with Bruno Fernandes, Darren Fletcher, and even Beckenbauer dropping deep to start attacks. Every time I won the ball I was switching play fast and Barcelona couldnā€™t keep up. Even the cā€¦ ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/adrians-lifestyle-7798198/episodes/efootball-update/transcription-requests` ā€” Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/adrians-lifestyle-7798198/efootball-update.md` ā€” Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.