# EFOOTBALL LEAGUE EPL MATCH😁🥱

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Podcast: [Adrians Lifestyle](https://stenobird.com/podcast/adrians-lifestyle-7798198)
Published: 2026-09-07T02:30:34+00:00
Episode link: https://blurt.media/w/3qH6UFhyuDwJUrAnisXx87
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*** ![IMG_7616.png](https://images.hive.blog/DQmR7dZ3gokdokXLKkyP2x8pLGbhNNcLYon4ztLcM66Ez2M/IMG_7616.png) *** OFSIDE FLAG RAISED *** ![IMG_7617.png](https://images.hive.blog/DQmV22rShppt6fU5FqW3yKM7o2VGqEfj2D2QGYRHDUjrrW8/IMG_7617.png) *** Bro this eFootball league match had me sweating the whole 90 minutes I swear. I was playing as the blue team and it was 1-2 with around 76 minutes on the clock. I was actually in control, passing it around with players like Antonio Semerep and Manuel Akanji trying to keep possession and waste time. The game kept flashing "Press With Multiple Players" and "Move the Cursor to Respond Well" but I was feeling too comfortable. The midfield was mine, I had Steven Gerrard and Bruno Fernandes dictating play and I thought 1-2 was safe enough to just see it out. Big mistake. I made one stupid pass in my own half, tried to be too clever instead of just booting it out. The AI read it instantly, won the ball and before I could even switch to defend Haaland was already through on goal. 80th minute, AI scores and it’s 2-2. I literally dropped my phone on the bed. All that work gone in one second because I got greedy. After they equalized in the 80th plus the whole vibe of the match changed. The AI started pressing like their life depended on it and I could feel the game trying to steal 3 points from me. The crowd in the stadium got loud, the commentator was hyping them up like it was a final, and I was just panicking on the sticks. Haaland did that celebration with his arms up while my defender was still on the floor and I was so mad. I had Dúmar Berbénszo trying to hold the ball in midfield but every tackle felt risky. The scoreboard said 2-2 and I kept thinking "don’t concede again, don’t you dare". I dropped my defensive line deep, started spam…

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