# Greg Fitzsimmons Talks Dildos, Bathrobes, and Old Man Boners + Biohacker Bryan Johnson Has Incurable Disease

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Podcast: [Adam Carolla Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/adam-carolla-show-7284712)
Published: 2026-07-09T07:00:00+00:00
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Greg Fitzsimmons is a stand-up comedian, Emmy-winning television writer, and podcast host who has built a career spanning comedy clubs, late-night television, radio, and podcasting over more than three decades. He has written for shows including The Ellen DeGeneres Show and Lucky Louie, won multiple Daytime Emmy Awards, and is also known for hosting the long-running Fitzdog Radio podcast and frequent appearances on The Howard Stern Show and podcasts across the comedy world. Check out his live dates to see him on the road at gregfitzsimmons.com.  IN THE NEWS: Biohacker Bryan Johnson reveals he has incurable disease: ‘My stomach is eating itself, White House says National Museum of American History found room for drag queens and crotch harnesses, but not the Founding Fathers, Bay Area restaurant fines parents after rowdy kids trash the place — and the internet is loving it, Christopher Nolan faces growing backlash over 'Odyssey' casting, historical accuracy as screenings canceled FOR MORE WITH FITZDOG: LIVE DATES: 7/11-Levity Live-Oxnard 7/12-Huntington Beach- Mamba 7/24-25-Improv-Pittsburgh WEBSITE: FITZDOG.com PODCASTS: ‘Fitzdog Radio’ & ‘ Sunday Papers’ Available wherever you listen to podcasts  TWITTER: @GregFitzShow FOR MORE WITH MIKE DAWSON: INSTAGRAM: @dawsangeles LIVE SHOWS:  July 9 - Las Vegas, NV (2 Shows) July 10 - Las Vegas, NV (2 Shows) July 11 - Las Vegas, NV (2 Shows) July 17 - Austin, TX (2 Shows) July 18 - Austin, TX (2 Shows) Thank you for supporting our sponsors: Go to https://hometitlelock.com/adamcarolla and use promo code ADAM to get a FREE title history report and a FREE TRIAL of their Triple Lock Protection! For details visit https://hometitlelock.com/warranty ForThePeople.Com/ADAM oreillyauto.com/ADAM Pluto.tv PodcastOne Quince…

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