# 911 - Crumpling or Folding with Ross & Sam

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Podcast: [A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan](https://stenobird.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-520207)
Published: 2026-04-10T20:02:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 9327

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* Medical marijuana licensing via BudDocs with one visit then telehealth renewals * 7 month renewals handled by email or text with quick online payment * Same day approval and dispensary access * Florida dispensary deals and first time discounts up to about 60 percent * Cannabis products include vapes pills oral and flower * Friday Free Show with Ross and Sam * Battery toy dog from 1985 South Korea later copied by China * Toy barks walks flips now about 20 dollars * IP theft discussion and impact on creators * BDM Appreciation Week and party push * Joke about faking BDM proof with screenshots * Studio banter and system jokes * Weight loss comments and awkward compliments * BDM perks include extra weekly show for 12 plus years * BDM Facebook group low conflict no politics community * Group helps boost posts votes and member causes * Example helping kids contest with mass voting * Joke about multi level kid marketing * Sponsor roll call multiple brands * Sam knee injury jumping off truck hitch * Gender dynamics strong woman vs chivalry * Compliments vs inappropriate comments * HOA conflict setup and chaotic Zoom meetings * HOA fees dues and poor communication * Legal cases and risk of special assessments * Florida condo crisis context and regulations * Extreme assessments trapping owners * Murder in neighborhood discovered after fact * Lawsuit against HOA for negligence and wrongful death * Insurance refusing coverage for violence * HOA lack of transparency and meeting issues * Debate over lighting rules and enforcement * Resident frustration and board hostility * Protest joke ideas and neighbor feud stories * Muppet themed burlesque show at Hourglass Brewing * Burlesque as art comedy and nudity mix * Jury Duty style hidden camera show concept * Dog birthday party cultur…

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