# Tops & Bottoms Tens - Dyland Bottoms the Classic Series

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Podcast: [A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/a-hamster-with-a-blunt-penknife-a-doctor-who-commentary-podcast-3345694)
Published: 2026-06-02T06:11:28+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1850

## Resource

Content warning for those of you with weak hearts - there are some sacred cows murdered within this episode as Dylan counts down his bottom ten worst classic Doctor Who stories.

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