# Episode 459 - Gamer Math & Squirtle Juice

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Podcast: [3-Bit Gamer Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/3-bit-gamer-show-424757)
Published: 2026-01-27T14:00:10+00:00
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Duration seconds: 5420

## Resource

On this week’s sode, we’re back baby! Blursties are over, the holidays are over, the new year is over, and all that’s left is…the rest of January! Ubisoft is crashing and burning, GameStop is closing hundreds of stores, and the CEO of Epic Games comes out in support of AI child porn. Then we gush about Planet Crafter Toxicity until you turn off the episode. It’s gonna be a good one!

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