# Somethings Burning And It's Bert's Bus | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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Podcast: [2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer](https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974)
Published: 2026-04-06T12:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 4501

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