# New Year New Roast | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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Podcast: [2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer](https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974)
Published: 2026-01-05T13:00:00+00:00
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