# My Dad Was Probably A Murderer w/ Kirk Fox | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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Podcast: [2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer](https://stenobird.com/podcast/2-bears-1-cave-with-tom-segura-bert-kreischer-505974)
Published: 2025-11-17T13:00:00+00:00
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SPONSORS: - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears - If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order + free shipping @‌IndaCloud with code BEARS at https://inda.shop/BEARS ! #indacloudpod - Head to https://DRINKAG1.com/BEARS to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe! - Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears ‌ Tom Segura returns to the cave with the one-and-only Kirk Fox, comedian, actor, and possibly a future Supermax inmate, depending on how you interpret this episode. The two dive into Kirk’s accidental tennis-career-turned-acting path, his eccentric family upbringing (outdoor showers, blood-written memorials, and a grandma in a box), and his lifelong dream of becoming either an FBI profiler or a serial killer — whichever opportunity arrives first. From Waymo self-driving cars acting like drunk Uber drivers to territorial pissings, choke etiquette, BTK, Tommy Lynn Sells, Vince Champ the stand-up sex criminal, and a full breakdown of Supermax prison life, this episode spirals into a darkly hilarious masterclass on murder, consent, and why prison might actually be relaxing if you need more sleep. If the FBI is listening — it’s all jokes. Probably. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 315 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:34 - Tennis Legend Kirk Fox 00:08:40 - Charo Looks Like Bon Jovi 00:11:20 - Kirk’s Home Life 00:17:53 - Golden Showers 00:24:46 - More Killers & AI Sex Robots 00:33:42 - Tommy Lynn Sells & Killing by Train 00:37:43 - The Next Killer in Our Friend Group 00:40:49 - Supermax Prison Fantasy 00:46:29 - My Dad Was A Serial Killer 00:52:38 - Vince C…

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