# The Val Verde Radio Wars: Slippery, Old & Wet

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Podcast: [108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock](https://stenobird.com/podcast/108-9-the-hawk-with-jason-gore-and-geoff-garlock-4481047)
Published: 2026-02-09T04:53:13+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1726

## Resource

Another morning on 108.9 The Hawk , and the Val Verde Radio Wars grind on… Unresolved, undignified, and somehow wetter than ever. Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock continue broadcasting through pure spite, using Jon Bon Jovi tickets , hostile listener interactions, and wildly irresponsible sponsors as weapons in the never-ending fight against 98.6 The Squirt . Also in this broadcast: A Jon Bon Jovi ticket giveaway that becomes psychological warfare Geoff live reads a new ad from “Grandaddy’s Little Angels.” Juggggs Mug Emporium clears out the worst mugs of 2025 Big Truck reports live from Metallica’s salad restaurant, And Salads For All! Callers are punished for calling Become One With The Hawk Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube — wherever you listen. Join the Rock Battalion at 1089thehawk.com Support the station on Patreon: patreon.com/1089thehawk Watch full broadcasts, clips, and ongoing radio hostilities on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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