# The George Lucas Jeans Museum

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Podcast: [108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock](https://stenobird.com/podcast/108-9-the-hawk-with-jason-gore-and-geoff-garlock-4481047)
Published: 2026-04-27T04:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1823

## Resource

Val Verde Fashion Week hits town, which means the convention center basement is once again full of five-wolf shirts, novelty a-hole apparel, and enough all-over prints to blind a horse. From there, Whisp and Geoff spiral into a deeply cursed roundup of mugs from Juggggs Mug Emporium, and a live remote from Uncle Petruccio’s where Big Truck nearly floats to Mount Hetfield on pure helium meat. The real centerpiece, though, is George Lucas. Specifically, George Lucas in head-to-toe denim. There is no guest. There is only judgment. Also on this week’s broadcast: Shooter’s Bar & Buffet massacre, again. The band SuperSpreader is gunned down at Shooter’s, prompting a discussion of whether the Shooter’s staff is better trained than the Val Verde Police Department. They are. You’re Ruining Cinema. Whisp’s brand new segment takes direct aim at George Lucas and his Jeans Museum. Listen. Subscribe. Join the Rock Battalion at https://1089thehawk.com. Keep the RV running at https://patreon.com/1089thehawk. Maybe don’t eat the helium meats. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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