# We're in a CORNER and we're STUFFED %% Panera Bread Salad Stuffers

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Podcast: [100% Eat](https://stenobird.com/podcast/100-eat-99024)
Published: 2026-05-26T07:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://youtu.be/lXDogpCtaZs
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Our Heroes head to Panera to get absolutely stuffed... with salad. The Sauce Monkey is backed into a corner and he's lashing OUT. Don't get scratched or bit or shrieked at. Panera wasn't exactly wacky but there are specialized mice who are ready to fix our teeth. What? Support us and grab a shirt my boy https://100percenteat.storeIf you become a 100% Fan at ANY POINT in May, you may win the chance to be a cuck! Sign up now at Patreon.com/100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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