# Crust-Lovers Died on the Crust %% Pizza Hut New Hut Crust

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Podcast: [100% Eat](https://stenobird.com/podcast/100-eat-99024)
Published: 2026-03-31T07:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://youtu.be/Urd_UAHQRHU
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Duration seconds: 4088

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Pizza Hut "redid" their crust. We don't believe it. It's got some seasoning. These crustlovers wouldn't know a good crust if it came up and kicked them. This place is more messed up than that looney tunes skunk, dude. Are you a Buster for Hut? Or are you a Buster for Lola? Bustin makes us feel good. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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